worthless

i went on a blind date tonight. i forgot what it feels like to be on a date, super nerdy of me. haha.

it was fun minus the scary 300lb biker lady giving me evil eyes across the bar.

uhm hi?

i watched "walk hard"

disappointing.

went to work today.

found out the contest i won (and kicked everyone's ass in)

has no prize

wtf is that? so lame.

so saturday night

we had a great memorial day party at shanes

7 handles of assorted drinks

i made 150 jello shots, hahaha.

the jello shots were amazing, i think my skills are unparalleled by any.

last night kaila and i went to harris teeter

decided i need some rotisserie chicken 

we get over there, normally $7.99

had a $3.00 off, $3.00 off coupon times two.

so that means $1.99 for a whole rotisserie chicken

OF COURSE WE BOUGHT THE WHOLE THANG!

i was going to try to eat the entire thing.

like 10% in i was done. im lame.

saturday night we also decided to make a 2am run to STEAK AND SHAKE

great and horrible life choice.

i had to take care of my bestie as he sat in front of steak and shake on the main curb barfing.

oh yeah, he WORKS at steak and shake. 

great life choice, shane.

today at work, haha

this 45 year old man with his daughter 

buy a pair of earrings 

the entire time shes like "daddy i hate these. why are you buying them? daddy i dont want theeeseee"

the entire time he goes "JUST HUSH. GIMME A MINUTE"

and spends the entire transaction time trying to get my number.

man with  unhappy 7 year old daughter= no game.

sorry sir.

ps. i dont really have a ps.

but these arent worth reading.

i just like to hear myself think via typing and reading this. 

i just think that my phone needs to have a breathalyzer on it.

i dont get embarrassing in person when i drink

but man, those texts. they kinda hurt. 

okay the end i will let you go back to having a soul

<3