definitely.

just finalized it!

my best friend (hope) is coming back from hawaii on june 8th

she will be living with me for the rest of the summer.

this could be dangerous for the safety of innocent civilians, and the late night mcdonalds drive-thru workers. 

i know, embarrassing. 

also. 

we have decided that if no work is available we will take up employment at a strip club.

she will be the brunette with an ass, myself: the blonde with the rack. 

we will have a great 2 for 1 special entitled "the best of both worlds"

(that is a play off of the hannah montana/miley cyrus empire..)

she will be "slutty cyrus"

and i will be "humping montana" 

let me know if you want to go ahead and book in advance, we foresee this being a best selling act.

yeah so guess i have to have "THE TALK" with my sister sooner than expected.. 

i found out she has "dragons" and "magic" listed on her facebook profile.

don't worry. i will fix this. 

gotta make sure she's using protection

and by that i mean socially, not ruining all prospects of earning a M.R.S. degree when she goes off to college..

its late.

i really should NOT be allowed to blog.